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• Cannot connect administrator account. Error - the Group Policy Client service has no logon. Access is denied

  Original title - MESSAGE of ERROR

  Hello

  I am runnung Windows Vista on my laptop Toshiba A200. As of a few days ago, asking that I try to open a session (I'm the admin), I get an error message saying "the Group Policy Client service does not log. Access is denied. »

  I managed to get in the "back door" through my wife and did a system full scan with Norton and Spybot and neither found anything unusual. He asked me to change my user account settings, but of course, because my wife is not the admin, he won't let my do changes.

  In addition, some of my software, such as Final draft, also seem to have vaporized.

  Help!

  Thanks in advance,

  Steve Hayward

  Hi stevehayward

   

  1. is the computer on a domain?
  2. during how long have you had this problem?

   

  If the computer is not connected to the domain, you can start in safe mode, and then try to perform a system restore.
  Step 1 :
  In safe mode; you have access to only the drivers and base files. Check out the link to start the computer in safe mode and then check-
  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows7/start-your-computer-in-safe-mode

   

  Step 2:
  You can perform a restore of the system to a previous point, when the issue was not present. The System Restore tool uses points of restore to return the system files and settings to an earlier point in time. You can use it to restore the operating system to a point in time where you have not experienced the problem.

  Note: When you use System restore to restore the computer to a previous state, programs and updates that you have installed are removed.

  To do this, there must be a restore point from the system in which the connection was successful.

  Please refer to the below of the help links on performing a system restore.
  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows-Vista/what-is-system-restore
  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows-Vista/system-restore-frequently-asked-questions

  I hope this helps.

• Error 1051: User profile Service has no logon

  Mr President.
  I use a real operating system Windows Vista Home Premium SP2 with my laptop Lenovo Y430. I have recently updated to SP1 to SP2 Windows Update online. last week when I tried to log in one of my user accounts, the above-mentioned error popped up on my screen. on further verification, I found that the "user account" does not exist in the c:\user\(account name folder). I could not find the same in the registry editor "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\ProfileList".

  I've traveled all your forums to get help, including http://support.microsoft.com/kb/947215. even installed the "Microsoft Fixit" given on the same page, but it did not help. I even tried to restore my system to an earlier point.

  In addition, when I tried to stop/restart the "user profile Service", the same mistake invited each time. but when I stopped/restarted the "user profile Service" after the removal of the user of the control Panel\User account account, the system didn't invite me with the error. and then; even after the service is restarted, and then creating a new user, I was unable to login with this user account.

  now I find myself with a single administrator account to work with
  Please suggest

  Thank you in anticipation

  Hello

  Maybe this will help:

  You can try to fix it with Safe Mode - repeatedly press F8 as you bootup. The ADMIN account in
  Safe mode has no default password.

  Some programs such as the updated Google (if you added the toolbar Google, Chrome or Google
  Earth) has been known to cause this problem.

  How to fix error "the user profile Service has no logon. User profile cannot be loaded. »
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/130095-user-profile-service-failed-logon-user-profile-cannot-loaded.html

  How to fix error "your user profile was not loaded correctly! You have been logged on with
  a temporary profile. "in Vista
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/135858-user-profile-error-logged-temporary-profile.html

  BE VERY CAREFUL IF YOU USE THIS ONE:

  DO NOT USE THE ACCOUNT HIDDEN ON A DAILY BASIS! If it corrrups you are TOAST.

  How to enable or disable the real built-in Administrator account in Vista
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/67567-administrator-account.html

  Use the Admin account hidden to lower your user account APPLY / OK then wear again to
  ADMIN. This allows clear of corruption. Do the same for other accounts if necessary after the
  above message.

  You can use the hidden - administrator account to make another account as an ADMINISTRATOR with your same
  password (or two with the same password) use a test or difficulty to another.

  You can run the Admin account hidden from the prompt by if necessary.

  This tells you how to access the System Recovery Options and/or a Vista DVD
  http://windowshelp.Microsoft.com/Windows/en-us/help/326b756b-1601-435e-99D0-1585439470351033.mspx

  If you cannot access your old account, you can still use an Admin to migrate to another (don't forget
  always leave to an Admin who is not used except for testing and difficulty account).

  Difficulty of a corrupted user profile
  http://windowshelp.Microsoft.com/Windows/en-AU/help/769495bf-035C-4764-A538-c9b05c22001e1033.mspx

  I hope this helps.

  Rob Brown - MS MVP - Windows Desktop Experience: Bike - Mark Twain said it right.

• Error "the user profile Service has no logon. Unable to load the user profile.

  Original title: admin user account

  the user profile service service is a not the logon user profile cannot be loaded, this is the error I received - it's my account Admin what should I do to correct this. I have come back before this happened. Help, please

  Hello

  You can try to fix it with Safe Mode - repeatedly press F8 as you bootup. The ADMIN account in trunk
  Mode has no default password (unless someone has changed the password so it should be available).

  Some programs such as the updated Google (if you added the toolbar Google, Chrome or Google Earth)
  has been known to cause this problem.

  Error message when you log on a Windows Vista-based or Windows 7 using computer a
  Temporary profile: "the user profile Service has no logon. Unable to load the user profile.
  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/947215

  How to fix error "the user profile Service has no logon. User profile cannot be loaded. »
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/130095-user-profile-service-failed-logon-user-profile-cannot-loaded.html

  How to fix error "your user profile was not loaded correctly! You have been connected with a
  temporary profile. "in Vista
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/135858-user-profile-error-logged-temporary-profile.html

  BE VERY CAREFUL IF YOU USE THIS ONE:

  DO NOT USE THE ACCOUNT HIDDEN ON A DAILY BASIS! If it corrupts you are TOAST.

  How to enable or disable the real built-in Administrator account in Vista
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/67567-administrator-account.html

  Use the Admin account hidden to lower your user account APPLY / OK then wear again to
  ADMIN. This allows clear of corruption. Do the same for other accounts if necessary after the
  above message.

  You can use the hidden - administrator account to make another account as an ADMINISTRATOR with your same
  password (or two with the same password) use a test or difficulty to another.

  You can run the Admin account hidden from the prompt by if necessary.

  This tells you how to access the System Recovery Options and/or a Vista DVD
  http://windowshelp.Microsoft.com/Windows/en-us/help/326b756b-1601-435e-99D0-1585439470351033.mspx

  If you cannot access your old account, you can still use an Admin to migrate to another (don't forget
  always leave to an Admin who is not used except for testing and difficulty account).

  Difficulty of a corrupted user profile
  http://windowshelp.Microsoft.com/Windows/en-AU/help/769495bf-035C-4764-A538-c9b05c22001e1033.mspx

  I hope this helps.

  Rob Brown - MS MVP - Windows Desktop Experience: Bike - Mark Twain said it right.

• my password does not work on windows vista. I get the message user profile service has no logon

  My password does not work. I get the message user profile service has no logon. Help please.

  Hello

  You can try the following.

  Shut down the laptop.  Tap away at f8 that you start the laptop to enter the Windows Recovery Console.  Use the arrow keys to select Safe mode and press ENTER.  If windows will load in this mode, on the Start Menu, click principally made programs, click Accessories, click System Tools and run the system restore.  Choose a restore point at least 24 hours prior to the issue of logon and then proceed to the restoration.  When you are finished, Windows will restart as normal in order to check if you can now connect correctly.

  Another option if the above does not help is as follows.

  Shut down the laptop.  Tap away at f8 that you start the laptop to enter the Windows Recovery Console.  Use the arrow keys to select "Start using last good known Configuration" and press ENTER.

  Kind regards

  DP - K

• Password just changed an hour ago. I can not connect. Error: "the user profile Service has no logon. Unable to load the user profile.

  Original title: just changed password an hour ago. I can not connect.

  Password just changed an hour ago. I can not connect. I don't have a password reset disk. When I type the password and press ENTER, the next page says ' THE SERVICE PROFILE has NO logon USER. USER PROFILE CANNOT BE LOADED. »

  Hello
   
   
  This error can occur if the group policy setting "do not connect to users with temporary profiles" is configured.
  
  Try to connect to your computer from another user account and follow the steps listed in the article below.
  Check out the following link and follow the steps to solve the problem:
  Error message when you log a computer Windows Vista-based or Windows 7 by using a temporary profile: "the user profile Service has no logon. Unable to load the user profile.
  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/947215
   
  Note: If you do not have any other user account the computer checks to see if you can boot to the desktop insafe mode , and then perform the steps listed.
   
   
  I hope this helps.

  Thank you, and in what concerns:
  Shekhar S - Microsoft technical support.

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• Group Policy client has no logon

  My wife is trying to open a session, but keep the above message.  She knows her password, but we can not further.  I'm sure it's pretty simple, but I really need your help.

  Thank you

  Hi CharFACH,

  1. did you of recent changes on the computer?

  2. What is the version of Windows installed on the computer?

  3. how many accounts do you have on the computer?

  4 belongs to the computer of any domain environment?

  Method 1

  Start your computer in safe mode

  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows-Vista/start-your-computer-in-safe-mode

  Restart the computer to return to normal mode

  Method 2

  If you are able to boot into safe mode, then try to clean boot and check.

  It is possible that some third-party programs installed on the computer is causing the problem.

  I suggest that you perform a clean boot and check.

  To help resolve the error and other messages, you can start Windows Vista or Windows 7 by using a minimal set of drivers and startup programs. This type of boot is known as a "clean boot". A clean boot helps eliminate software conflicts.

  See the link below to learn more about how to clean boot.

  How to troubleshoot a problem by performing a clean boot in Windows Vista or in Windows 7

  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/929135

  Reset the computer to start as usual

  When you are finished troubleshooting, follow these steps to reset the computer to start as usual:

  (a) click Start, type msconfig in the search box and press ENTER.

  (b) If you are prompted for an administrator password or for confirmation, type your password or click on continue.

  (c) under the general tab, click the Normal startup option, and then click OK.

  (d) when you are prompted to restart the computer, click on restart.

  Method 3

  If the steps above fail, then run the fixit tool available in the Microsoft article.

  Error message when you log a computer Windows Vista-based or Windows 7 by using a temporary profile: "the user profile Service has no logon. Unable to load the user profile.

  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/947215

  I hope this helps!

  Halima S - Microsoft technical support.

  Visit our Microsoft answers feedback Forum and let us know what you think.

• User cannot connect again PC Windows 7, error "the user profile service has no logon. User profile cannot be loaded.

  Our plant manager just got a new PC and I've set up with Windows 7.  I can log on fine using my user account.  But when it tries to connect, it receives the "the user profile service has no logon. Error could not load the user profile.  It can connect to other computers fine, Windows XP & Windows 7 computers.  It's just that a laptop could not connect to.

  It was a VIP user.  He's my boss of bosses bosses if you know what I mean.  What I can do.  I tried "patches" for the mistake that I found online, but none of them helped.
  Help me!  Please, I beg you!

  I did other tests just now and I seemed to have found a "solution".  Here are the steps:

  1 Add the user to the local Administrators group
  2 log in as a user
  3. close the user session
  4 log in as network administrator / local
  5 remove the user from the Administrators group
  6 log in as user
  7. the success!
  Still do not understand what was going on the devil, but at least I know the work around her now!

• Error - "the user profile service has no logon.

  Original title - login

  When I try to log in. I get the message. The user profile service service has no logon. How can I fix it?

  Hi DonPatton

   

  1. what operating system is installed on the computer?

  2. for how long have you been faced with this problem?

   

  If you are using Windows Vista or 7 operating system installed on the computer, then you can refer to the link below and check if the steps provided assist solve you the problem-

  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/947215

   

  I hope this helps.

• Unable to connect to my laptop computer error "the user profile service has no logon. User profile cannot be loaded. "

  Original title: unable to connect to my laptop

  I tried to connect my laptop this morning and received this message "the user profile service has no logon. User profile cannot be loaded. Currently, I run in safe mode to get here. My os is windows 8, I have no restore point for system restore was released. I changed the password but when not even a joy also came not preinstalled os so no disc to any kind either. I'm no computer whizz but I don't have a little and follow instructions if any of you guys have any suggestions

  http://www.eightforums.com/user-accounts-family-safety/6084-any-fixes-user-profile-can-t-loaded-Windows-8-a.html

  The manufacturer of the system should give you a method to restore the system to factory settings as well.  Maybe the press of a button to start, or you were supposed to make the media or something similar.  Call NOW and ask if you can get a CD/DVD restore media.  Get, even if it costs a bit.  Better to get it so that you don't need that when you do.

  Windows 8/8.1 also restore, refresh and restore capabilities.  It's good for some things, but methods of restoration/recovery of the manufacturer are the best long term for several reasons.

• The xbox 360 Media Player no longer plays music after that I upgraded my CPU. Error message: media sharing service has been terminated

  Original title: the xbox 360 Media Player plays more music after I upgraded my CPU

  I have Vista 64 SP2.  The service runs for 5 seconds and then I get the message that she stopped. He was works well for years (my Xbox 360 sharing), I'm guessing he stopped a few weeks ago after I put in a slightly faster processor. I watched a some tech posted and tried to run the program which seeks the corrupted system files, but the only files that it could not pay had to do with the sidebar Windows. I have removed and put back my media extender, I thought that it worked because I've seen (from my xbox) miniature images, videos and music counting upward, as they have been added and I could see them. But if I take one he freezes for a few seconds and then says the media sharing service took end (or something like that). Then, I go to my PC and see that it stops. I can restart, but it only lasts for 5 to 10 seconds.

  I also say a post about deleting files in C:\Program Data\Microsoft\DRM, but I have all the files in there. Just a server folder empty.

  Hello

  Step 1: Check if the problem persists in the clean boot state.

  From your computer by using a minimal set of drivers and startup programs so that you can determine if a background program is interfering with your game or program. This type of boot is known as a "clean boot".

  Reference:
  How to troubleshoot a problem by performing a clean boot in Windows Vista or in Windows 7
  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/929135

  When you are finished troubleshooting, follow these steps to reset the computer to start as usual:

  1. click on start and then click Run.
  2. type msconfig and click OK.

  The System Configuration Utility dialog box appears.

  3. click on the tab general, click Normal Startup - load all services and device drivers and then click OK.
  4. When prompted, click on restart to restart the computer.

  Step 2: Also, look for error messages in the event viewer. If you find error messages after return the exact error message so that we can help you better.

  Measures to check the application event log:

  a. Click Start.
  (b) in the search box type eventvwr.msc, and then on enter.
  c. now, click Application in the event viewer (local).
  d. now, looking for event log on the right side of the event viewer window.

  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows-Vista/open-Event-Viewer
  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows-Vista/what-information-appears-in-event-logs-Event-Viewer

• I get an error message, 'Bluetooth support service' has stopped working.

  Everything worked fine and then suddenly today, my Bluetooth headset icon has disappeared, there is a yellow exclamation mark for an unknown device in Device Manager and I look under the System Configuration and he said that Microsoft Bluetooth Support Service stopped.

  Original title: Microsoft Bluetooth Support Service stopped.

  Hi Cheddar cheese,

   

  Thanks for maintaining this post and share this information with us.

  Method-

  I would have you do the rest of the steps suggested by me in previous post.

  Hope this helps!

• The user profile service has not logon. User profile cannot be loaded error message

  original title: user profiles

  I have recently all of a sudden can't open my user profile. When I put my password in it reads that the user profile service has no logon. User profile cannot be loaded.  I am the Administrator without getting on my user profile, I can't do anything. How you start in safe mode? I really need help!

  Hello

  You can try to fix it with Safe Mode - repeatedly press F8 as you bootup. The ADMIN account in trunk
  Mode has no default password (unless someone has changed the password so it should be available).

  Some programs such as the updated Google (if you added the toolbar Google, Chrome or Google Earth)
  has been known to cause this problem.

  Error message when you log on a Windows Vista-based or Windows 7 using computer a
  Temporary profile: "the user profile Service has no logon. Unable to load the user profile.
  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/947215

  How to fix error "the user profile Service has no logon. User profile cannot be loaded. »
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/130095-user-profile-service-failed-logon-user-profile-cannot-loaded.html

  How to fix error "your user profile was not loaded correctly! You have been connected with a
  temporary profile. "in Vista
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/135858-user-profile-error-logged-temporary-profile.html

  BE VERY CAREFUL IF YOU USE THIS ONE:

  DO NOT USE THE ACCOUNT HIDDEN ON A DAILY BASIS! If it corrupts you are TOAST.

  How to enable or disable the real built-in Administrator account in Vista
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/67567-administrator-account.html

  Use the Admin account hidden to lower your user account APPLY / OK then wear again to
  ADMIN. This allows clear of corruption. Do the same for other accounts if necessary after the
  above message.

  You can use the hidden - administrator account to make another account as an ADMINISTRATOR with your same
  password (or two with the same password) use a test or difficulty to another.

  You can run the Admin account hidden from the prompt by if necessary.

  This tells you how to access the System Recovery Options and/or a Vista DVD
  http://windowshelp.Microsoft.com/Windows/en-us/help/326b756b-1601-435e-99D0-1585439470351033.mspx

  If you cannot access your old account, you can still use an Admin to migrate to another (don't forget
  always leave to an Admin who is not used except for testing and difficulty account).

  Difficulty of a corrupted user profile
  http://windowshelp.Microsoft.com/Windows/en-AU/help/769495bf-035C-4764-A538-c9b05c22001e1033.mspx

  I hope this helps.

  Rob Brown - MS MVP - Windows Desktop Experience: Bike - Mark Twain said it right.

• error message after you enter the password to logon bed - the user profile service has not logon. User profile cannot be loaded

  I can't log on Windows Vista

  Hello

  You can try to fix it with Safe Mode - repeatedly press F8 as you bootup. The ADMIN account in trunk
  Mode has no default password (unless someone has changed the password so it should be available).

  Some programs such as the updated Google (if you added the toolbar Google, Chrome or Google Earth)
  has been known to cause this problem.

  Error message when you log on a Windows Vista-based or Windows 7 using computer a
  Temporary profile: "the user profile Service has no logon. Unable to load the user profile.
  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/947215

  How to fix error "the user profile Service has no logon. User profile cannot be loaded. »
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/130095-user-profile-service-failed-logon-user-profile-cannot-loaded.html

  How to fix error "your user profile was not loaded correctly! You have been connected with a
  temporary profile. "in Vista
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/135858-user-profile-error-logged-temporary-profile.html

  BE VERY CAREFUL IF YOU USE THIS ONE:

  DO NOT USE THE ACCOUNT HIDDEN ON A DAILY BASIS! If it corrrups you are TOAST.

  How to enable or disable the real built-in Administrator account in Vista
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/67567-administrator-account.html

  Use the Admin account hidden to lower your user account APPLY / OK then wear again to
  ADMIN. This allows clear of corruption. Do the same for other accounts if necessary after the
  above message.

  You can use the hidden - administrator account to make another account as an ADMINISTRATOR with your same
  password (or two with the same password) use a test or difficulty to another.

  You can run the Admin account hidden from the prompt by if necessary.

  This tells you how to access the System Recovery Options and/or a Vista DVD
  http://windowshelp.Microsoft.com/Windows/en-us/help/326b756b-1601-435e-99D0-1585439470351033.mspx

  If you cannot access your old account, you can still use an Admin to migrate to another (don't forget
  always leave to an Admin who is not used except for testing and difficulty account).

  Difficulty of a corrupted user profile
  http://windowshelp.Microsoft.com/Windows/en-AU/help/769495bf-035C-4764-A538-c9b05c22001e1033.mspx

  I hope this helps.

  Rob Brown - MS MVP - Windows Desktop Experience: Bike - Mark Twain said it right.

• I get the message "the service user profile Service has no logon. User profile cannot be loaded. »

  Original title: cannot open a session

  I get the message "the service user profile Service has no logon. User profile cannot be loaded. "I can't get on my computer. What can I do? Help, please! I need to get the work done.

  Hello

  These methods should help for Windows 7 or Vista.

  References to Vista also apply to Windows 7.

  You can try to fix it with Safe Mode - repeatedly press F8 as you bootup. The ADMIN account in trunk
  Mode has no default password (unless someone has changed the password so it should be available).

  Some programs such as the updated Google (if you added the toolbar Google, Chrome or Google Earth)
  has been known to cause this problem.

  Error message when you log on a Windows Vista-based or Windows 7 using computer a
  Temporary profile: "the user profile Service has no logon. Unable to load the user profile.
  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/947215

  How to fix error "the user profile Service has no logon. User profile cannot be loaded. »
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/130095-user-profile-service-failed-logon-user-profile-cannot-loaded.html

  How to fix error "your user profile was not loaded correctly! You have been connected with a
  temporary profile. "in Vista
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/135858-user-profile-error-logged-temporary-profile.html

  BE VERY CAREFUL IF YOU USE THIS ONE:

  DO NOT USE THE ACCOUNT HIDDEN ON A DAILY BASIS! If it corrupts you are TOAST.

  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  For Windows 7:

  How to enable or disable the built-in Windows 7 Administrator account
  http://www.SevenForums.com/tutorials/507-built-administrator-account-enable-disable.html

  Use the Admin account hidden to lower your user account APPLY / OK then wear again to
  ADMIN. This allows clear of corruption. Do the same for other accounts if necessary after the
  above message.

  You can use the hidden - administrator account to make another account as an ADMINISTRATOR with your same
  password (or two with the same password) use a test or difficulty to another.

  You can run the command Admin account hidden from the prompt here if
  necessary.

  How Boot for Windows 7 System Recovery Options or use a Windows 7 boot disk.
  http://www.SevenForums.com/tutorials/668-system-recovery-options.html

  What are the system recovery options in Windows 7?
  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows7/what-are-the-system-recovery-options-in-Windows-7

  How to create a Windows 7 system repair disc
  http://www.SevenForums.com/tutorials/2083-system-repair-disc-create.html

  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  For Vista:
  
  How to enable or disable the real built-in Administrator account in Vista
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/67567-administrator-account.html

  Use the Admin account hidden to lower your user account APPLY / OK then wear again to
  ADMIN. This allows clear of corruption. Do the same for other accounts if necessary after the
  above message.

  You can use the hidden - administrator account to make another account as an ADMINISTRATOR with your same
  password (or two with the same password) use a test or difficulty to another.

  You can run the command Admin account hidden from the prompt here if
  necessary.

  This tells you how to access the System Recovery Options and/or a Vista DVD
  http://windowshelp.Microsoft.com/Windows/en-us/help/326b756b-1601-435e-99D0-1585439470351033.mspx

  What are the system recovery options in Windows Vista?
  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows-Vista/what-are-the-system-recovery-options-in-Windows-Vista

  How to create a Vista - free methods recovery disk
  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/141820-create-recovery-disc.html

  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  If you cannot access your old account, you can still use an Admin to migrate to another (don't forget
  always leave to an Admin who is not used except for testing and difficulty account).

  Difficulty of a corrupted user profile
  http://windowshelp.Microsoft.com/Windows/en-AU/help/769495bf-035C-4764-A538-c9b05c22001e1033.mspx

  I hope this helps.

  Rob Brown - Microsoft MVP<- profile="" -="" windows="" expert="" -="" consumer="" :="" bicycle="" -="" mark="" twain="" said="" it="">