Funny things parents say

Yes, there are a lot of funny things children say. But I remembering a whole bunch of things that I never thought I'd say like...

-We do not eat the ants (in the recreation yard when my son was a child at a young age)

-Don't correct adult not on their chewing (can someone say grandparents?)

-To wear clothing outside (Yes, it happened)

I can't be the only regularly impressed by the new possibilities of gibberish out loud.

So last night I almost burn our House because I let the oil get too hot and the smoke reaches the alarm. Our security company called the Fire Department and before I could stop coming, there was a giant fire outside our driveway truck. You can probably see why I was no longer trying to prepare dinner. Here's what I said to my husband: can you please bring some Chick-fil-A home?

Of course he said yes

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