How many programmers does MICROSOFT need to change a light bulb?

Q: how many programmers MICROSOFT need to change a light bulb?

A: NO!  -C' is a HARDWARE problem!  HA HA, sorry, guys, just a little humor here... Thank as a consumer of microsoft and a defender of the years, we have these forums where so much information and so many knowledgeable people can come together to work on the different problems that can meet the end users... My thanks to you all who, like me, take the time out of your hectic, busy lives to donate to be used to help others who struggle in our rapid and changing cyber-community expansion... Well done!     THANK YOU ALL!

There is a lot of questions... The easiest to get in the world thing is a bad answer!

Q: how many programmers MACINTOSH should to change a light bulb?

A: NO!  THEY just declare DARKNESS the new STANDARD!

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