Beware! The dangers of posting Off Topic

In the interest of the participants in the forum - general... I would like to draw your attention to the risks and sanctions accompanying post not only 'off topic' but the horror of horrors, you respond to this post off topic! Especially when the replyer (or replyee?) was the original poster! For a fate more terrible than anything you can imagine awaits you... This is worse tha being torn member by Member... it's worse to be cooked in boiling oil (something wrong with that?... in any case)it's fate to suffer recurring Post ever! Yes! The most recurrent Post... the one that goes on and... hour after hour... always... never change it... the same message is repeated infinitum and ad infinitum... forever and eternity!

Note that I'm saying! And if you don't believe me, see this thread:

http://forums.Adobe.com/message/1938221?TSTART=0#1938221

You have been warned! And be warned is fore gun! (Mmmm or is it?) Anyway...)

So, I say to you all... Cry Havoc! and let out the dogs off topic post!

See you soon!

JJ

PS: Please note: "brownie" points are waiting! Jac Jac

The answer must clearly take three steps back, clucking like a chicken, then repeat, repeat, repeat...

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