Funny user trouble reports

Hi all

I don't know why, but the trouble report, I am yesterday came from ring

me as being pretty humorous and I thought others might have some

user statement like that could brighten our day

Being a guy of the voice, I thought it was pretty sweet!

Hello Rob, I received a complaint from xxxxxx xxxx when he picks up his phone receiver, sometimes the call is not
picked it up. Perhaps the small "top bracket" thingy... not cling course. Anyway you can swing by sometime and check it out? Much appreciated,
Thank you
Please add a little more here that hit your funny BONE, the same way, as it did mine

See you soon!

Huff

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https://supportforums.Cisco.com/community/NetPro/idea-Center/communityhelpingcommunity

Hey all.

I had a user calling in on the "SLOWNESS" was its internet.  I asked him his IP address and they had remote access on their machine, and I connected to the PC.  Once connected, I noticed had about 20 top porn windows and streaming was running slow.

Yes, a user called due to his porn, at work, has been slow.    Had to contact his manager to check the work of the employee in his office.

Have a good day and have fun.

See you soon.

Kimberly

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