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• When you install the 2007 Microsoft Office Suite Service Pack 2 (SP2), I still received the error code 646... I tried to download the RegCure as advised, but the problem still exists... Please help me with this problem... Thank you

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  • When you install the 2007 Microsoft Office Suite Service Pack 2 (SP2), I still received the error code 646... I tried to download the RegCure as advised, but the problem still exists... Please help me with this problem... Thank you

  I tried to download the RegCure as advised, but the problem still exists...

  Who advised you to 'download... '. RegCure? Doing so could only worse issues! If you ever think that your registry database must be cleaned, repaired, boosted or optimized (it isn't), read http://aumha.net/viewtopic.php?t=28099 and draw your own conclusions.

  See http://social.answers.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/vistawu/thread/6e716883-7af4-4a9f-8665-2f4dd57eee8d ~ Robear Dyer (PA Bear) ~ MS MVP (that is to say, mail, security, Windows & Update Services) since 2002 ~ WARNING: MS MVPs represent or work for Microsoft

• code 80070017 error when you try to downland microsoft office service pack 2 on vista

  code 80070017 error when you try to download microsoft office service pack 2 for vista

  0 X 80070017-2147024873 - ERROR_CRC
  Data error (cyclic redundancy check).

  This problem may occur if there is a failure of control of cyclic redundancy (CRC) check during the update process. This failure can occur if the received file is not the file that is expected by Windows Update

  Run the Chkdsk.exe tool to check the drive for errors

  If this does not help, then manually download the update you need and see if that fixes the problem.

  Description of 2007 Microsoft Office Suite Service Pack 2 (SP2) and of Microsoft Office Language Pack 2007 SP2
  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/953195 TaurArian [MVP] 2005-2010 - Update Services

• Error code: 80070424 when you try to use Microsoft Update

  I get an error code 80070424 when you try to use microsoft update, and I can't use the fix it Center, or what I can do... It's on windows xp

  I get an error code 80070424 when you try to use microsoft update, and I can't use the fix it Center, or what I can do... It's on windows xp

  If you believe that you have done this with the same applications or applications, follow the instructions in the order, exactly...

  Search for malware:

  Download, install, execute, update and perform analyses complete system with the two following applications:

  • MalwareBytes (FREE)
  • SuperAntiSpyware (FREE)

  Remove anything they find. Reboot when necessary. (You can uninstall one or both when finished.)

  Search online with eSet Online Scanner.

  Cleaning the components of update on your Windows XP computer

  It is a good idea at this time to ensure that you continue to get the updates you need. This will help you ensure that your system update is ready to do it for you.

  Download and run the MSRT tool manually:
  http://www.Microsoft.com/security/malwareremove/default.mspx
  (Ignore the details and download the tool to download and save to your desktop, run it.)

  Reset.

  Download/install the latest program Windows installation (for your operating system):
  (Windows XP 32-bit: WindowsXP-KB942288-v3 - x 86 .exe )
  (Download and save it to your desktop, run it.)

  Reset.

  and...

  Download the latest version of Windows Update (x 86) agent here:
  http://go.Microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=91237
  ... and save it to the root of your C:\ drive. After you register on theroot of the C:\ drive, follow these steps:

  Close all Internet Explorer Windows and other applications.

  AutoScan--> RUN and type:
  %SystemDrive%\windowsupdateagent30-x86.exe /WUFORCE
  --> Click OK.

  (If asked, select 'Run'). --> Click on NEXT--> select 'I agree' and click NEXT--> where he completed the installation, click "Finish"...

  Reset.

  Now reset your Windows with this FixIt components update (you'll use the aggressive version - if requested):
  How to reset the Windows Update components?

  Reset.

  The less you have to run all the time, most things you want to run will perform:

  Use Autoruns to understand this all starts when your computer's / when you log in. Look for whatever it is you do not know usingGoogle (or ask here.) You can hopefully figure out if there are things from when your computer does (or connect) you don't not need and then configure them (through their own built-in mechanisms is the preferred method) so they do not - start using your resources without reason.

  You can download and use Process Explorer to see exactly what is taking your time processor/CPU and memory. This can help you to identify applications that you might want to consider alternatives for and get rid of all together.

  Do a house cleaning and the dust of this hard drive:

  You can free up disk space (will also help get rid of the things that you do not use) through the following steps:

  Windows XP should take between 4.5 and 20 GB * with * an Office suite, editing Photo software, alternative Internet browser (s), various Internet plugins and a host of other things installed.

  If you are comfortable with the stability of your system, you can delete the uninstall of patches which has installed Windows XP...
  http://www3.TELUS.NET/dandemar/spack.htm
  (Especially of interest here - #4)
  (Variant: http://www.dougknox.com/xp/utils/xp_hotfix_backup.htm )

  You can run disk - integrated into Windows XP - cleanup to erase everything except your last restore point and yet more 'free '... files cleaning

  How to use disk cleanup
  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/310312

  You can disable hibernation if it is enabled and you do not...

  When you Hibernate your computer, Windows saves the contents of the system memory in the hiberfil.sys file. As a result, the size of the hiberfil.sys file will always be equal to the amount of physical memory in your system. If you don't use the Hibernate feature and want to reclaim the space used by Windows for the hiberfil.sys file, perform the following steps:

  -Start the Control Panel Power Options applet (go to start, settings, Control Panel, and then click Power Options).
  -Select the Hibernate tab, uncheck "Activate the hibernation", and then click OK. Although you might think otherwise, selecting never under "Hibernate" option on the power management tab does not delete the hiberfil.sys file.
  -Windows remove the "Hibernate" option on the power management tab and delete the hiberfil.sys file.

  You can control the amount of space your system restore can use...

  1. Click Start, right click my computer and then click Properties.
  2. click on the System Restore tab.
  3. highlight one of your readers (or C: If you only) and click on the button "settings".
  4 change the percentage of disk space you want to allow... I suggest moving the slider until you have about 1 GB (1024 MB or close to that...)
  5. click on OK. Then click OK again.

  You can control the amount of space used may or may not temporary Internet files...

  Empty the temporary Internet files and reduce the size, that it stores a size between 64 MB and 128 MB...

  -Open a copy of Microsoft Internet Explorer.
  -Select TOOLS - Internet Options.
  -On the general tab in the section 'Temporary Internet files', follow these steps:
  -Click on 'Delete the Cookies' (click OK)
  -Click on "Settings" and change the "amount of disk space to use: ' something between 64 MB and 128 MB. (There may be many more now.)
  -Click OK.
  -Click on 'Delete files', then select "Delete all offline content" (the box), and then click OK. (If you had a LOT, it can take 2 to 10 minutes or more).
  -Once it's done, click OK, close Internet Explorer, open Internet Explorer.

  You can use an application that scans your system for the log files and temporary files and use it to get rid of those who:

  CCleaner (free!)
  http://www.CCleaner.com/
  (just disk cleanup - do not play with the part of the registry for the moment)

  Other ways to free up space...

  SequoiaView
  http://www.win.Tue.nl/SequoiaView/

  JDiskReport
  http://www.jgoodies.com/freeware/JDiskReport/

  Those who can help you discover visually where all space is used. Then, you can determine what to do.

  After that - you want to check any physical errors and fix everything for efficient access"

  CHKDSK
  How to scan your disks for errors* will take time and a reboot.

  Defragment
  How to defragment your hard drives* will take time

  Now that your system is generally free of malicious software (assuming you have an AntiVirus application), you've cleaned the "additional applications" that could be running and picking up your precious memory and the processor, you have authorized out of valuable and makes disk space as there are no problems with the drive itself and your Windows Update components are updates and should work fine - it is only only one other thing youpouvez wish to make:

  Get and install the hardware device last drivers for your system hardware/system manufacturers support and/or download web site.

  If you want, come back and let us know a bit more information on your system - particularly the brand / model of the system, you have - and maybe someone here can guide you to the place s x of law to this end. This isn't 100% necessary - but I'd be willing to bet that you would gain some performance and features in making this part.

• How can you reasign keys for Microsoft Wireless Keyboard 1000

  How can you reasign keys for Microsoft Wireless Keyboard 1000. When I type the letter y number 6 is?

  Try this link: http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/en-us/d/wireless-keyboard-1000

  Scroll to the bottom of the page of the instruction manual.

• How can you delete Windows Live, Microsoft Website, your favorite MSN Web sites in Windows Vista Home Premium?

  How can you delete Windows Live, Microsoft Website, your favorite MSN Web sites in Windows Vista Home Premium?

  If the MSN/Bing optimized IE8 or IE9 version is installed, you can do it.

• How many facilities do you have for the Microsoft LifeCam HD-3000?

  We receive a new computer in a few weeks, but I want to install it now. I could install it on this computer, and then again on the new?

  Hello

  Yes, you can use it on different machines

  Just make sure that you install all necessary software, if necessary, to make it work correctly

  This is the Product Guide for you:

  http://www.Microsoft.com/hardware/en-us/p/LifeCam-HD-3000#support

• Error Code D59. -When you try to install Microsoft SQL Server 2005 KB2463332

  I get D59 error Code when you try to install Microsoft SQL Server 2005 KB2463332. Any suggestions?

  Hello

  Try to download and install manually and check:

  http://www.Microsoft.com/downloads/en/details.aspx?familyid=D09C1D60-A13C-4479-9B91-9E8B9D835CDC&displaylang=en

  For more information, see this:

  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/822798

  It will be useful.

• Cannot open DOC files that are sent to me. I have wordpad and Notepad on my computer but you do not have Microsoft Office

  original title: DOC files

  Cannot open DOC files that are sent to me. I have wordpad and Notepad on my computer but you do not have Microsoft Office. Most of the time, I get a screen that says 'open' or 'save' the file and when I click on 'Open', this message disappears. Sometimes it opens, but the message is completely scrambled with letters and symbols.

  Cannot open DOC files in wordpad or Notepad. you will need a more advanced software suite. Try OpenOffice.org - it's free, and it supports the DOC format. But the best solution is to get Microsoft Office once and for all.

  Download OpenOffice.org: http://download.openoffice.org/contribute.html?download=mirrorbrain&files/stable/3.2.1/OOo_3.2.1_Win_x86_install-wJRE_en-US.exe. Note: Click on the link at the bottom that says "http://download.services.openoffice.org/files/stable/3.2.1/OOo_3.2.1_Win_x86_install-wJRE_en-US.exe" to download the program.

  This should solve your problem,

  Rifdhan

• Can you buy directly from Microsoft, all versions of Windows 7 at retail?

  Can you buy directly from Microsoft, all versions of Windows 7 at retail?  Walmart.Com seems to sell Windows 7 yet, but the photo looks like the OEM version.

  I have three PCs that can be reset for XP and Vista.  Everything will run Windows 7.  Be nice if I could buy the pack family of Windows 7 from Microsoft.

  Microsoft has a Windows 7 ISO DVD download at the link below, but you need a key, I am without and Leary of buying (after reading that many do not work).

  https://www.Microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/Windows7

  Microsoft sells more licenses of Windows 7, only 10 of Windows. Providers of third party such as Tiger Direct, New Egg and Amazon still have stock.

  Amazon.com: Microsoft Windows 7: software

  Because Windows 7 is in limited stock because Microsoft ended sales in October 2013, this created demand due to its rarity. This means the retail boxed copies request a bonus, while the OEM System Builder copies remain affordable.

  Full version (retail):

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  -Does not require a qualifying earlier version of Windows.

  -Expensive

  Upgrade version (detail):

  -Includes the rights of transfer to another computer.

  -require a qualifying earlier version of Windows.

  -Expensive, but less expensive full version

  OEM System Builder version:

  The OEM of Windows 7 versions are identical to the versions commercial full license with the following exception:

  -OEM versions don't offer any free direct support from Microsoft technical support Microsoft

  -OEM Licenses are tied to the computer first you install and activate it on

  -OEM versions allow all hardware upgrades except for an upgrade to a different model motherboard

  -OEM versions does not move directly from an older Windows operating system

  There is nothing wrong to use it too, especially that all future versions of Windows will be full versions.

• When you try to install Microsoft Pinball Arcade in Windows 7 Home, I try to run setup.exe and the message that is missing a dll.

  original title: pinball arcade problem

  When you try to install Microsoft Pinball Arcade in Windows 7 Home, I try to run setup.exe and the message that is missing a dll.  Help, please. Thank you.

  This file is missing?

  Since it is an old game, it is possible that it will simply not work.

  Try to use the compatibility options to run the installation - the game is designed for Windows 98, but try different options and if that does not work:
  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows7/make-older-programs-run-in-this-version-of-Windows

• You want to contact Microsoft support team own the support the computer engineer.

  Original title: * address email is removed from the privacy *.

  I would like to have a phone number. Tobeable take someone on how my conputer is oprating etc. THANKS, RAY

  Hi Philippe,.

  Thanks for posting your query in Microsoft Community.

  I understand you want to contact Microsoft support team for technical support technician check your comptuer. If I'm wrong please let me know.

  You can contact Microsoft technical using these numbers:

  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/319726

  If you want the help of the Microsoft Community, answer these questions.

  1. what exactly is the problem you are having?

  2. you receive error messages?

  3. What is the brand and model of the computer?

  You can view the following link to ask a question on the help forums.

  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/555375

• Poor performance of Firefox after you apply the latest Microsoft Updates (Win 7 x 64); all solutions?

  Recently, I updated to Firefox 27 and noticed really horrible performance (Manager tasks indicates FF connecting a carrot, frequent "Firefox is not responding messages", even strikes in late development in the URL bar). It's on an Ideapad s205 (AMD E450 APU, Win 7 x 64, 8 GB RAM, SSD) who has always had pretty decent web browsing performance for a low end machine.

  At first, I blamed FF because poor performance coincided with the update to version 27, but now I think that the first cause to be a recent Microsoft Update. The reason is that my wife has a laptop with a same low-end APU (APU C60, hard drive 5400 RPM, 4 GB of RAM, Win 7 x 64), and she was getting much better performance with FF27 until I applied a backlog of some 90 + updates. Now she suffers from the same poor performance I am and she is pretty p * ssed at home.

  Interestingly, I have two WIn 7 x 64 Intel computers to office who have 27 FF and are fully patched, and performance are very good. Maybe this problem is specific to AMD APU.

  Any thoughts? I tried to turn off the backend Azure with some comments in this forum, but makes little or no difference.

  Thank you!

  Success! 32 FF seems to have solved my problems of performance. Thank you!

• You need silverlight from microsoft for microsoft works

  I just delete a few necessary programs either.  I've seen microsoft silverlight.  I was wondering if it is a necessary program.

  Silverlight is used to view video and other media on some websites. There is no harm to remove Silverlight, but then you will not be able to access or view the media only.

  Silverlight:
  http://www.Microsoft.com/Silverlight/

• You can remove some microsoft updates that are older than the recent updates that are being installed

  I need to know if I can remove old updates from microsoft after upgrades

  Thanks for any help I receive

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  NO, you cannot uninstall updates if the operating system has been updated because it would mean that another edition of Windows is now installed.

  MowGreen
  Expert in Windows IT Pro - consumer safety

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