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• Blue screen of death on a Dell computer

  I have a Dell Inspiron computer using Windows 7 Ultimate.

  I have recurring problems with the black screen of death

  At the start, then I get the beeps indicating a video problem

  I tried the following

  Start - D to test LCD

  F8 - Startup Repair

  Restore the previous good

  I tried Microsoft Fixit

  Installed the AMD updates for new drivers

  But the computer still goes to black screen after a period of time, and when the blue screen of death it appears always points to the driver

  ATIKMPAG.sys

  The Dell Diagnostics and it came without errors or problems of Ran

  Then I installed Windows 7 Ultimate still and load all the drivers in a sequence from the Dell

  Everything is good

  Started to install Windows 7 SP1

  Crashed again at the black screen

  What can I do else?

  Thank you

  Inspiron what?  Dell made a lot of Inspiron.

  What is your Dell's Service tag number?

  If the motherboard passes the Self Test (POST) usually, you will hear a short beep.

  You say that you get beeps indicating a video problem (is this 6 beeps or something else?).

  There is no amount of software you can download, install, reinstall will fix a hardware problem - unless you call Geek Squad and they will tell you that your 6 beeps means your system probably has a virus.

  If your system is a portable computer, it may not be much hope for it except to take it to a store where they might have some ideas.

  If the system is a desktop using a discrete video card you may reinsert the card into the slot or use a different location (power off and unplugged of course).  It could be that the card is defective.

  Now, I've read that you have a laptop with external monitor so if you unplug the external monitor to the laptop you still have a problem of material indicated by beep codes?

  If your system boots it so that we can see what you have:

  Click on the button/ORB start in the lower left corner of your screen. Or, press the button of your keyboard Windows logo.

  In the type box:

  Msinfo32

  Select / click msinfo32.exe and the system information dialog box opens.

  Click System summary, click on edit, select all (Ctrl-A), copy (Ctrl-C) and then paste (Ctrl-V) the information back here in your next reply.

  For information about video drivers, expand components, click view, click on edit, select all (Ctrl-A), copy (Ctrl-C) and paste (Ctrl-V) feedback here.

  There will be some personal information (such as the user name and the name of the system), and anything that turns information private for you, simply delete the pasted information.

• I left my computer on overnight, (playing the music on a youtube video) and I woke up to a blue screen of death. What does that mean?

  So I went to sleep last night I left my computer on playing a Youtube video that was about 45 minutes. When I woke up and looked at my computer screen, I discovered that I had the blue screen of death. Was this a memory problem? My computer could not handle being on all night?

  I have Microsoft Security Essentials, I scanned my computer (quick scan) and it found no virus. Should I just not leave my computer all night next time?

  I'm moving your message to the performance and maintenance of the forum for Windows section.

  The cause of the BSOD is generally not a virus. Details of the BSOD, including the potential cause, could be able to be determined on the basis of the error information. It could be hardware, memory, overheating, etc..

  -steve

• I downloaded an update and restarted my computer, received the blue screen of death shortly after the computer restarts. Now it does not start

  I don't know when the downloaded update, the computer has been restarted on September 10, 2010 to install updates. Shortlyl once the computer is restarted, I got the blue screen of death.  with the details of error like:

  Stop 0 x 000000050 (0 x 000000000000000, 0xFFFFF88001DCAE4, 0xFFFFF8A00B490027, 0 x 00000000000002) do not know if the number of zeros is exactly right in one of those, but it's super frustrating.

  I tried to restart my computer in repair as recommended (get blue screen of death), I tried to reboot normally, loop just restart procedures asking if I want to restart in repair mode.  I tried SafeMode (BSOD), I tried to restart with last working restart (restart loops), I tried to choose the "Computer repair" BSOD I tried a diagnosis and all past.

  Help!

  Thank you.

  So yes actually hear nothing helped me.  Seems that, given that the computer is not stopped correctly and my hard drive was not recognized there starting the cycle upward or give me the BSOD.  Put it in my Ubuntu CD spare which I've had since my last PC hard drive became corrupt and force back across my hard drive.  After doing this, I was able to do a boot repair, who led for the BSOD.  Not sure how that actually fixed, lost about 10 hours of my day.  So I guess I can chalk up to Microsoft and a reminder on why I should buy Mac for now on... an update shouldn't really cause such problems.

  I get that not everyone has the same PC, so it is difficult to tell if an update is bad, but he should not do this and if an update is the cause of a certain segment of consumers who are updating must be taken down for everyone, or at least the users with the configuration that is known to have problems with an update.

  Problem is solved, had to go back to a previous version of good boot where I have not install updates again.  Now, I'm trying to understand who was was bad, so I can leave my computer knows to ignore.

  Nice day.

  Just in case someone needs to know how to use Ubuntu to back up files on their PC that does not load windows, please see the link below:

  http://www.howtogeek.com/HOWTO/Windows-Vista/use-Ubuntu-Live-CD-to-backup-files-from-your-dead-Windows-computer/

• Problems with the blue screen of death (when my computer is shut down)

  I get a blue screen of death on occasion, when shutting down my computer (Windows XP, Dell Vostro). It started happening after I installed the latest version of the Synology NAS software. This is the message: BCCode: 100000d 1 BCP1: BA3F1F20 BCP2: 00000002 BCP3: 00000008 BCP4: BA3F1F20 OSVer: 5_1_2600 SP: 3_0 product: 256_1. Additional technical information: C:\DOCUME~1\admin\LOCALS~1\Temp\WER4098.dir00\Mini021112-01.dmp and C:\DOCUME~1\admin\LOCALS~1\Temp\WER4098.dir00\sysdata.xml.

  Not sure if it is related to the installation or if it is another problem. Any advice would be appreciated.

  The minidump file showed a DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL (d1) referencing the usbccgp.sys (common class generic Parent Driver USB):

  BUCKET_ID: 0xD1_CODE_AV_BAD_IP_usbccgp+ 1f20

  The spoolsv.exe (print spooler service) is the process that crashed.

  You have recently installed a USB printer?

  In any case there may be a problem with the USB stack in Windows XP Service Pack 3 so I recommend you to install the following fix can correct a problem of 'timing' of USB that can be useful for the error you receive:

  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/969238

  There is a link at the top of the article to request the hotfix.

  There was a driver of Synology (busenum.sys) loaded during the crash, but it does not appear to be involved in the accident.

• We had a power outage in our area, the computer was on and running, got the blue screen of death with the following: __0x000000C2, 0 x 00000043, 0xD6C61000, 0 x 00000000, 0 x 00000000 BAD POOL CALLER

  We had a power outage in our area, the computer was on and running, got the blue screen of death with the following:
  0X000000C2, 0 X 00000043, 0XD6C61000, 0X00000000, 0X00000000 BAD POOL CALLER

  If you have not saved your data and you want to start the computer with Linux Livecd such as Knoppix and copy your data files on an external hard drive. It is a precautionary measure before the step follows because things happens. ;-)

  Then do a repair installation.

  http://www.michaelstevenstech.com/XPrepairinstall.htm

  If the repair installation does not work, test the equipment to ensure that none have been damaged during the blackout and then do a clean install of Windows.

  http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/page2.html#Hardware_Tshoot

  http://michaelstevenstech.com/cleanxpinstall.html - Clean install - how-to
  http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/page2.html#Reinstalling_Windows - what you will need at hand

  If all goes well, no equipment was damaged during the shutdown. Consider buying a power supply (battery backup). APC and Belkin are good; for a computer, simply spend about $60. MS - MVP - Elephant Boy computers - don't panic!

• Blue screen of death by practicing a new game.

  Hello

  I use windows 7 64-bit operating system.

  I just installed a game called "counter-strike: overall offensive". "." First of all, he played normally, but after an hour it says their where some files missing, I've fixed the game. When the repair has got 100% my computer immediately got a blue screen of death (first dump file). After I played the game again and it did not work normally. Suddenly, after a few hours, I got another blue screen of death (second dump file).

  So, I came across the forums hoping that I would get some answers.

  Sincere greetings,

  Tarik Atac

  Annex:

  This is the dump files.

  https://onedrive.live.com/redir?RESID=957D95FE262ED04! 115 & authkey =! ADZDM5hlqc1FDYs & ithint = file %2 c

  These accidents were related to the corruption of memory (probably caused by a driver).

  Run these two tests to check your memory and find which driver is causing the problem.  Launch auditor.  You don't need to run memtest again unless the auditor is not the cause, or you want to.

  If you are overclocking anything reset by default before running these tests.
  In other words STOP! If you don't know what it means that you're probably not  
  
  
  
  
  1-Driver Verifier (for full instructions, see our wiki here)
  
  2-Memtest. (You can learn more about running memtest here)

  
  

• Computer has been slow to start, Blue Screen of Death appears and then it restarts.

  Original title: Restart the computer

  Hello

  My old Compaq desktop computer has been slow to start in the morning and recently when I went to turn it on, it got stuck on the boot sequence, and it restarts just after the initial start-up. He never Windows logo or the login screen. I tried to use recovery disks of Lenovo's laptop of my husband as an attempt to get something to work on, but nothing helps, my computer continues to restart loop way. My daughter has tried to do something with the BIOS setting, which did not affect the issue. Rather than restart suddenly, the blue screen of death appears and then it restarts.

  Any help?

  Hello

  Some manufacturers have more available Vista recovery disks.

  If this happens, you may need to try this instead:

  You can also borrow and use a Microsoft Vista DVD (sale at retail or OEM integrators), which contains the files for the different editions of Vista (Home Basic, Home Premium, Business and Ultimate) must be installed. The product key on your computer / Laptop box determines what Edition is installed.

  Other manufacturers recovery DVDs are should not be used for this purpose.

  And you need to know the version of 'bit' for Vista, as 32-bit and 64-bit editions come on different DVDs

  Here's how to do a clean install of Vista using a DVD of Vista from Microsoft:

  "How to do a clean install and configure with a full Version of Vista '

  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/117366-clean-install-full-version-Vista.html

  And once the operating system is installed, go to your computer manufacturer's website and get the latest drivers for your particular model or laptop computer.

  And phone Activation may be necessary when you use the above installation method.

  "How to activate Vista normally and by Activation of the phone '

  http://www.Vistax64.com/tutorials/84488-activate-Vista-phone.html

  See you soon.

• Whenever I start my computer, I get the blue screen of death. I'm not getting in what concerns the opening of session and there is no prompt to start in safe mode. Whenever I start my computer the error code and message on blue screen are different.

  I have Windows Vista Home Premium. I was on the internet when my computer screen turned blue and a message told me that a problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down. He said that I had tried to do something with memory executable not executable (I don't have a note of the code). He said as he poured out memory. Now, whenever I start, the blue screen of death gives me different messages and different error codes. Today, he says:

  IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

  and codes of error STOP: 0x0000000A (0x0000001B, 0 x 00000600, 0x810A90B0, 0x00000001).

  PC World say that they need to reinstall Windows, but I have some really really important files on there that I have not supported (I know, really stupid on my part) and they said they cannot guarantee their recovery. Is there another way to fix it?

  I've been on the forums and suggestions involve me to be able to connect to my computer. Blue screen hits me before I can log on, and there is no prompt to start in safe mode.

  Thank you very much!

  Try this to save your data:

  Data recovery:

  1. slave of your hard drive in another computer and read/save your data out there.

  2. put your Hard drive in a USB hard drive case, plug it into another computer and read/save from there.

  3 Alternatively, use Knoppix Live CD to recover data:

  http://www.Knopper.NET/Knoppix/index-en.html

  Download/save the file Knoppix Live CD ISO above.

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  http://isorecorder.alexfeinman.com/isorecorder.htm

  Download the Vista software from the link above.

  After installing above ISO burning software, right click on the Knoppix ISO file > copy the Image to a CD.

  Knoppix is not installed on your PC; use only the resources of your PC, RAM, graphics etc.

  Change the boot order in YOUR computer/laptop to the CD/DVD Drive 1 in the boot order.

  Plug a Flash Drive/Memory Stick, BOOT with the Live CD, and you should be able to read the hard drive.

  When the desktop loads, you will see at least two drive hard icons on the desktop (one for your hard drive) and one for the USB key.

  Click on the icons of hard drive to open and to understand which drive is which.

  Click the icon for the USB drive and click on "Actions > Change the read/write mode" so you can write to disk (it is read-only by default for security reasons).

  Now to find the files you want to back up, just drag and drop them on the USB. When you're done, shut down the system and remove the USB key.

  See you soon.
  Mick Murphy - Microsoft partner

• I get the Blue Screen of Death on my computer.

  Original title: Blue Screen Of Death

  A brief description of your problem or your question under the title: I am faced with the BSOD

  Complementary in the body description The owner of this computer said that it does not have anything or noticed something that can cause the BSOD move every time the computer is turned on. It takes a minute or more for the computer down, it loads correctly and the office and each program can be used before it crashes.

  Error messages that are displayed.

  Is it repeatable? It always happens. I don't have to open or something to make it happen.

  Include a description of your system, it should include information that you can find using the basic tools ( Speccy & Belarc( )

  The operating system  Windows 7 Ultimate Service Pack 1 (build 7601) 32-bit

  The processor, orCPU 2.60 GHz Intel Pentium G620, 64 kilobyte primary memory cache, cache 512 KB secondary memory, 3072 KB tertiary memory cache, ready for 64-bit, multi-core (2 total), only not hyper-thread

  Thevideo card ?

  The amount of RAM memory 4.00 GB, 3.40 GB usable

  Other devices HID compatible con device
  Control del compatible con & HID device
  Entrada (x 3) USB device
  Teclado [Keyboard] HID device
  Compatible con mouse HID
  Concentrador raiz USB (x 2)
  Compuesto USB device
  USB storage device
  (X 2) Generic USB hub
  Volumen Generico Snapa
  

  If a particular software package is the question understand the developer and version number.

  Particularly important.  What Malware (Anti Virus) you are using and what version.  I don't know at the moment, I am currently in Mode safe.

  DMP and MSinfo32:

  http://1drv.Ms/1RsSWJw or

  https://onedrive.live.com/redir?RESID=70C323F259998CA5! 1962 & authkey =! ACBVNJzmO3eqehM & ithint = the file % 2czip

  The minidump file showed a KERNEL_MODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED_M (1000008e) stop error caused by the eamonm.sys:

  BUCKET_ID: 0x8E_eamonm+ 1487f

  ekrn.exe is the process that crashed.

  The eamonm.sys and the ekrn.exe are components of ESET NOD32 antivirus.

  As the eamonm.sys seems to be an older version try the NOD32 update to the latest version.

• I tried "Remapping ACTIVE" in BIOS > Advanced tab in my Windows 7 Pro 64 bit, 8 Gb RAM (3.24 usable) computer and get the Blue Screen of Death.

  My computer is

  Intel Core i7 860 @ 2.80GHz processor
  Installed RAM 8 Gb (usable 3.24) - G.SKILL RIPJAWS, DDR3 1600 GB PC3-12800 2 x 4 sticks.
  System type: 64-bit
  Motherboard: ASUSTek Comp Inc.  Model: P7P55D
  BIOS Date: 2009-12-07 Ver: 08.00.15

  Operating system: Windows7 Professional 64-bit Service Pack 1

  GeForce GTX 275
  Tried "Remapping ACTIVE" in BIOS > tab advanced, then restarted and the system was fine and kicked + 100%
  (Checked system properties - display of 8 GB of RAM installed perfectly usable)
  then stop.  Then restarted the system, but after the system attempts to restart I get "Blue Screen of Death" - unstable system and "Dumping Memory.  So now, he is off again.
  Necessary assistance in this regard, been looking for solution for a while.

  Dear Gerry,

  I think I solved my problem.

  I have reset the motherboard and CMOS by removing the battery.

  I now get on my system properties
  -installed memory 8Gb and (usable 6.99)

  Thanks for your help once again.

• Blue Screen of Death on my 6520 printer all in one

  I get the Blue Screen of Death when I try to print on my 6520.  I use the USB cable that came with my printer, am updated with downloads and registration.  My printer was purchased in March 2013, and it worked well for a while, but has been giving me the "blue screen" every time lately.  I can't think of something I did differently.  When I select 'Windows can check online for a solution to the problem' in the dialog box that appears, under ' Details: 'I get c:\Windows\Minidump\093013-21699-01.dmp.

  Can you help me?

  To answer your question on the use of a USB connection: I use the cable I ordered with the printer.  It has a USB connection on my computer and a connection 'square' with my printer.  The cable is grey and is thin.

  My husband who is more technical, I'm checking on many sites, and he finally got it fixed.  One thing that I remember is that he has updated a 'critical' update of HP.

  I don't know what else he did, but what he did worked, so my problem is solved.

  Thanks a lot for your answer.

• Comments on new MBP XP got the blue screen of death at startup.

  I get a blue screen of death when I copied and then started a guest Windows XP on my second MacBook Pro. I've used this comments XP on my old MBP for a year without problems. The two Mbps run VMWare Fusion 3.

  During startup, I got the message "features supported by the processor (s) in this machine are distinguished by the features supported by the processors of the machine on which the snapshot has been registered."

  Here are the details.

  1. I made a judgment of my guest XP on my old MBP

  2. I then copied the folder of the Virtual Machine - Open /Users/ - I chose the stermaster2_1VM.vmx -.

  2. has asked if the machine has been copied or move - I chose copied.

  3 merger then threw "features supported by the processor (s) in this machine are distinguished by the features supported by the processors of the machine on which the snapshot has been registered." -I chose Yes

  4 merger threw "cannot connect virtual peripheral Serial0 because no corresponding device is available on the host. You want to try to connect this virtual device whenever you turn on the virtual machine? "- I chose YES

  5 merger: "Virtual device Serial0 start disconnected." - I pressed OK

  6 merger: "Cannot connect virtual peripheral serial0 because no corresponding device is available on the host." - I chose Yes

  7 merger 'VMware Fusion is unable to provide all the graphics features expected by this machine virtual.' - I pressed OK

  Then a blue screen of death

  I was wondering if you see anything wrong with what I did above.

  Thank you

  Bernie

  Check if you have a file *.vmss in the Directory VM - If yes - delete it and try again

  ___________________________________

  VMX-settings- WS FAQ -[MOAcd | http://sanbarrow.com/moa241.html]- VMDK-manual

• Blue Screen of Death After adjusting TCP/IPv4-adapter error "STOP: 0x0000007E"

  Original title: Blue Screen of Death After adjusting TCP/IPv4-adapter

  Hi all

  I bought a new USB wireless internet and after installing it, it automatically connects to our network, but fails to connect to the internet. (Local access only)
  A roommate told me that it was something to do with my IPv4 settings. However, after trying to change these settings several times, it always freezes when I push the "close" - button. It is followed by a Blue Screen of Death with the following codes:
  STOP: 0X0000007E (0XC0000005, 0X92C1B7D1, 0X8C1CBC0C, 0X8C1CB908)
  AFD.sys - address 92C1B7D1 base at 92C0F000, DateStamp 4db03801
  I couldn't find anyone with the same problems. Can you help me?
  Thanks in advance,
  We need the DMP file because it contains the single record of the sequence of events that led to the accident, what drivers have been loaded, and what has been loaded.

  We prefer at least 2 DMP files to track trends and to confirm the cause.

  
  

  Please follow our instructions to find and download the files, we need to help you fix your computer. They can be found at here

  If you have any questions regarding the procedure, please ask

• Blue Screen of Death-unable to start

  My brother could not open his laptop.

  He had his laptop for about a year.

  The problem he knows is that he received the blue screen of death.

  We tried to restart but it does not help.

  When we press the power button it lights, loads, and then the blue screen of death and said it will automatically fix it for us by restarting it. It just flashes and I didn't see even the error code or anything like that. Restart the computer, the same thing over and over again. As a loop.

  My brother has a Dell laptop, inspiron 15z.

  Help, please!

  Hello

  In 'some' case will help this article.

  Crashes Windows or freezes
  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/2681286

  Do not forget to check with support of system manufacturer (manufacturer of motherboard for custom
  online systems), their resources and the drivers and ask in their forums (if any)
  on known problems. Don't forget to update BIOS, drivers of low level chipset,
  and the other pilots of major on-board and separate devices. Those who alone can
  set all or part of these issues.

  Note the use of Win Key + X and Win Key + W (to go on the Control Panel, Run and parameters
  According to needs). Win + D key calls the office and using Win Key active / disable the Office
  and the splash screen.

  Translate Windows 7 methods and use them on Windows 8.

  Resolution of the blue screen in Windows 8/8.1 errors
  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-CA/Windows-8/resolve-Windows-blue-screen-errors

  Resolve errors stop (blue screen) in Windows 7, has a section for if you can or can not
  Start Windows (applies to Windows 8). If you cannot start Windows 8 try using a repair
  Disc (see methods of doing a below) to access Mode without failure and other troubleshooting
  steps.
  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows7/resolving-stop-blue-screen-errors-in-Windows-7

  Check this thread for more information using BlueScreenView, MyEventViewer and other methods
  to troubleshoot the BlueScreens - top 3 responses (+ 1 other) (applies to Windows 8).

  http://answers.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows/Forum/Windows_7-system/sometimes-i-get-a-blue-screen-when-using-IE-8/c675b7b8-795f-474d-a1c4-6b77b3fcd990

  We can analyze the minidumps if make you it available to the SkyDrive or another file
  sharing sites (such as MediaFire). If you have problems to download the copy of minidumps
  for the office or in the Documents folder and download them from there.

  ZIP or download the content of the C:\Windows\minidump

  Use SkyDrive to upload collected files
  http://social.technet.Microsoft.com/forums/en-us/w7itproui/thread/4fc10639-02dB-4665-993a-08d865088d65

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  Also this, so you can see the probable bluescreens.

  Windows Vista restarts automatically if your computer encounters an error that requires him to plant.
  (also, Windows 7 and Windows 8)
  http://www.winvistatips.com/disable-automatic-restart-T84.html

  ===========================================================

  Check out these utilities to see if information may be collected:

  It is an excellent tool for displaying the blue screen error information

  -Free - BlueScreenView scans all your minidump files created during 'blue screen of death '.
  hangs and displays information about all accidents of a table.
  http://www.NirSoft.NET/utils/blue_screen_view.html

  -------------

  MyEventViewer can be verified at the time of the blue screen (BSOD) to in a
  second or so time of the BSOD to provide more information as possible
  cause: see TIP.

  MyEventViewer - free - a simple alternative in the standard Windows Event Viewer.
  TIP - Options - Advanced filter allows you to see a period of time instead of the whole of the record-
  Set it for a bit before and after the time of the BSOD.
  http://www.NirSoft.NET/utils/my_event_viewer.html

  ------------

  AppCrashView - free - a small utility for Windows Vista and Windows 7 which shows the
  Details of all application crashes occurred in your system. The information of the plant are extracted
  the .wer files created by the Windows Error Reporting (WER) of exploitation component
  system each time that an accident has occurred. AppCrashView also allows you to easily record the
  list of accidents to the text/html/csv/xml file.
  http://www.NirSoft.NET/utils/app_crash_view.html

  ===========================================================

  Windows 8 includes special discount methods (keep files and settings) or a reset
  (new installation remove all).

  How to restore, refresh or reset your PC
  http://Windows.Microsoft.com/en-us/Windows-8/restore-refresh-reset-PC

  How to create a system image to refresh your PC in Windows 8
  http://support.Microsoft.com/kb/2748351

  How to update Windows 8
  http://www.eightforums.com/tutorials/2293-refresh-Windows-8-a.html

  How to reset Windows 8
  http://www.eightforums.com/tutorials/2302-reset-Windows-8-a.html

  If you have need of a system repair disc or other methods:

  How to create a "system repair disc" (CD/DVD) in Windows 8
  http://www.eightforums.com/tutorials/2855-system-repair-disc-create-Windows-8-a.html

  How to create a recovery USB in Windows 8

  http://www.eightforums.com/tutorials/5132-recovery-drive-create-USB-flash-drive-Windows-8-a.html

  How to start on the "System Recovery Options" in Windows 8
  http://www.eightforums.com/tutorials/2269-system-recovery-options-boot-Windows-8-a.html

  Boot to the tip "Startup parameters" in Windows 8
  http://www.eightforums.com/tutorials/4924-advanced-startup-settings-boot-Windows-8-a.html

  I hope this helps.

  Rob Brown - Microsoft MVP<- profile="" -="" windows="" expert="" -="" consumer="" :="" bicycle=""><- mark="" twain="" said="" it="">